Haha. So... on my last outfit post I mentioned that I was going on a blind date, and you all keep asking how it went, so... I will tell you.
*Dear Boys In My Life- I doubt you are reading this, but if you are- Ha. That's awesome.*
*Also, I won't mention names, but, for some of you who are my real life friends, it won't be too hard to figure out!*
Alright.
Oh first, I got a hair cut...
Back to the boys... *cough* men... *cough* guys.
(they aren't men until they are manly... which they aren't... yet)
The boy chart will explain the boys... if you want to go to the juicy details... scroll past the boy chart...
lol. Oh man.
Here's a vid I made after the post... Explaining this post... kinda... you don't have to watch, it's really ok.
I look gross...it's 1:30 in the morning... and I'm awkward. ENJOY!
BACK TO THE POST:
This chart thing is funny. But I don't know how else to explain it....
BOY CHART:
Here is a list of boys, I am going on dates with... or are involved in someway...
CUTE BOY: I have liked this boy for a long time, my mom has always liked him, and so has Elise. We've been friends forever, and he came everyday to visit me when I was in the hospital. (See about me to see why I was in the hospital)
TALL BOY: This is blind date boy, my old roommate just go engaged, and she wants us to date. Old roommates do this a lot. BTW.
SALT LAKE BOY: This is one of Elise's friends, who I like. Who has taken me on a couple dates, but lives 2 hours away.
NICE BOY: This is probably my biggest crush right now... he's the newest one... maybe that's why. But, he's nicer to me than other other boy has ever EVER been. He's super smart/hilarious. You guys would like him.
GUN BOY: This boy, Elise and I hung out with a lot last semester. He isn't here during the summer. But last semester I was quote "Diggin' his chili" (Elise-ism) but he kinda dated one of my friends, so I got over him (obviously) but then he didn't really like her and liked me.. so that just made things all complicated and messy and stuff. (He is gun boy... because he does 'manly' things like kill poor innocent bunnies and sad things like that.)
Other boy codes:
VOLDEMORT: That's my ex-finance- just for future reference.
CHICKEN MAN: Is cute boy's best friend, who I almost dated, but then he totally played me, and was a chicken. But, if he stopped being a chicken, I'd totally date him. (We're good friends... despite his rude actions at times.)
PRETTY BOY: My first "love". I still sometimes like him... but that's only when I'm sick of other boys. It's mainly because I miss him, but we aren't suppose to be together type of thing. We're pretty good friends still.
Non-Romantical Boys.
THREE MUSKETEERS:
Boy 1: Use to like me, but not for very long. We're BFF's. He plays me songs on the guitar all the time.
Boy 2: Use to like me, but I turned him down. Now, we're BFF's. I give him girl advice all the time.
Boy 3: Use to like me, pretty sure he still kinda does, but pretends he doesn't. Buys me food a lot, that's nice, but I feel bad, but in return I fix his lady problems.
There's about 20 boys (not exaggerating) that I give advice too. That formally liked me, but I turned down, now we're friends, and they ask advice. Don't ask me why, it's not like I'm good at this whole dating mess.
Phew. Okay...here's the juicy details about my love life.
CUTE BOY:
I never thought he'd do anything... you know... to bump us out of the 'friend zone'... but then he did! He took me on a few dates one weekend, then BOOM decided he was too scared after holding my hand and acting all super interested. Meh. That's fine. I need a man who knows what he wants, and isn't afraid to go for it.
TALL BOY:
Blind date boy. He was super nice. Exactly the type of guy I would think my roommate would set me up with. We went mini-golfing, went to my favorite Italian restaurant, etc. Twas a great date. Slightly weird, cause it was a blind date, but I'm super good at making a fool out of myself, which eases tension. I will definitely say yes if he keeps asking me on dates.
SALT LAKE BOY:
If he wasn't in Salt Lake... I could tell you what the deal would be. But he's far away... So yeah. That's that.
GUN BOY:
Oh geez. This one gets complicated. Maybe we'll sort it out when he comes back to school in the fall. Who knows, I'm still trying to get over the fact that I already got over him...
NICE BOY:
So... every time my phone goes off, I secretly wish it's him.
I think that about explains it...
Here's why he's nice boy:
He brought me food 3 times at my craft fair.
He stayed with me 6 hours one day at my craft fair.
He always tells me I'm awesome.
He feels bad when he doesn't open my door.
He's paid for EVERYTHING. Which is weird for me, because I totally understand the fact that the guys I date are just as poor as I am, so I chip in when they let me, but this kid won't!
He just... looks at me... and I know he thinks I'm pretty.
He seriously is HILARIOUS.
He's also smart... like scary smart... like 'I wish I had the dictionary memorized so I could keep up' smart.
Anyway, does that answer all your questions?
It's a mess.
My mom can't even keep up, so don't worry if you didn't.